Disordered Cogitations

One wonders how humans have survived their first two years of life without this new device. According to AFP, the Japanese researchers who created a machine translator for dog barks, are coming out with one that translates baby babble. This will be great for first time parents. The novelty will wear off, as any parent of a two year old--whose favorite word is 'no'--will tell you. Now, if they could create a machine that would translate a parent's lecturing into the mind of a teenager. That would sell!